Mr Shipley: “I’m home”
The wife: “How was your day at work?”
Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.
The wife: “How was your day at work?”
Mr Shipley: Not good!, I’ve had to fire two of my reps, Sonia & Spencer. They just weren’t bringing home the bacon, so told them clear your desks and go, your fired!”.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
Get the Firedmug. 1. An element used in various video games, most notably the Final Fantasy series, as an attribute attatched to spells and abilities.
2 The bane of plants and zombies everywhere
2 The bane of plants and zombies everywhere
by Adrian Tepes September 28, 2006
Get the Firemug. by WyFi December 4, 2010
Get the Firedmug. Dude 1: Yo, guess who I banged last night.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: Stacey.
Dude 2: Don't tell me you mean blonde Stacy that got's the monster (aids)?
Dude 1: WHAT?!!?
Dude 2: Your fired.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: Stacey.
Dude 2: Don't tell me you mean blonde Stacy that got's the monster (aids)?
Dude 1: WHAT?!!?
Dude 2: Your fired.
by B JizZle September 24, 2006
Get the firedmug. by Irefay March 1, 2012
Get the Firemug. damn them are some fires
by ambrezie October 14, 2008
Get the firesmug. 