fiddle with your middle 

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

fiddle with your middle by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Fiddle Club 

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky

Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.

Fiddle Club by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021

Fiddle with my Pickle 

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.

Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."

Fiddle with my Pickle by DickLicker9001 February 24, 2023

Fiddle with 

Polite way of saying fuck with; variation of fiddle with, usu. used by an elderly person

I’m not going to fiddle with it.

Fiddle with by SiL3Nt J September 16, 2023

Fiddle-fuck 

Noun definition: A gathering of people such as a potluck, that takes place in rural Appalachia.

Verb definition: To goof off, act up, or slack on the job.

Noun: "Barbara and I are having a good, old-fashioned fiddle-fuck this weekend and we'd sure love it if you folks joined us!

Verb: Y'all quit fiddle-fuckin' around and get to work!

Fiddle-fuck by Caloobeous Jones November 1, 2023

Fiddle-Gagging 

fiddle gagging or fiddle gag can be arranged in any way in any sentence! it has no true definition besides the context of the sentence you use it in.

"stop your fiddle-gagging!!"
"god I cant wait to fiddle gag with you.."

Fiddle-Gagging by fiddle-gagger December 15, 2023

Fiddle E Willy

like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent

Hey, sophie, Fiddle E Willy?

Fiddle E Willy by arryboob June 10, 2024