Wi-fi

Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached

Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"

Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"

by slothbear7 April 21, 2010

sci fi

The best genre ever witch combines fiction with the science of tomorrow.

Some of the best sci movies are Godzilla and Star wars.

by Scioli May 31, 2005

Fied Nips

A young adolescent who likes to spend his time playing cod and pleasuring himself to girls that he knows. he likes to have sex with apple pies when Dave's not looking and he always has a smile of mischief on his face. He frequently talks to many girls via his blackberry that he has never seen. Over the summer he journeys to his lake house with Dave to wake board and totally rip nar all day for two thirds of the summer. When he comes back, he looks soo hot.

-Look at that Fied Nips!
-He's probably going to his lake house with Dave.

by cozmo stuffed poo poo April 22, 2011

Clouwizozen - Fi

A frost cloud storm that steals your Wi-Fi

A Clouwizozen - Fi won't give my Wi - Fi back :(

by DJ Cloudfrost March 02, 2019

troll-fi

A wifi that pretends to be Perfect but loads forever

Person: yo y dafuq is this taking forever to load
Friend: Uhh? the wifi says perfect
Person: wait a minute... FUCKING TROLL-FI

by RaceMeandfitemewithpencils133 June 05, 2016

Chi-fi

1) A general term for audio gear from Chinese brands. Nowadays it mainly refers to in-ear monitors (IEMs, earphones) made by Chinese brands. They range from being very cost-effective to being very upmarket.

2) An addictive potent drug that starts out cheap but gets ridiculously expensive to achieve that same 'high' again.

1) Examples of Chi-fi brands (in general) include FiiO and Shangling. Examples of Chi-fi brands (IEMs) include KZ, Moondrop, Tanchjim, TINHIFI, BLON, Fearless Audio, etc.

2) I used to have plenty of money in my savings, that is until I got hooked on chi-fi. Now I'm broke. Grrrrr, chi-fi...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2022

Fi Shi

Typo for fo'sho'. Occurs during a random group chat. Never retires. Never dies. Just like the sisterhood it stems from.

Sons of Anarchy party this week?
Fi shi!
Oops I meant fo sho
..I like it
Fi Shi!!

by JustReesa420 April 25, 2021