A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.
I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...
I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...
Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.
Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.
Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.
Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.
Chris: FB Zombies!
Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.
Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.
Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.
Chris: FB Zombies!
by JJMoore June 14, 2011
Get the FB Zombie mug.When a person on Facebook feels it is necessary to post at least three times in a 24 hour period on something he/she will be doing or is doing in order to increase the amount of comments and "likes". Posting once that you are going to the show is insufficient.
FB First Post: "I am so bored at work right now but am sooo excited about the concert I am going to tonight!".
FB Second Post: "Sitting front row at the show! I will try my best to take some pics for you guys!".
FB Triple Post: "Tonight's show was the best ever. You guys missed out big time!".
FB Second Post: "Sitting front row at the show! I will try my best to take some pics for you guys!".
FB Triple Post: "Tonight's show was the best ever. You guys missed out big time!".
by dazeofwar August 23, 2011
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1) Dang, that girl Gina sure is stanky! I hope you used the fb soap after you guys hooked up at the party.
2) Melissa noticed that her lover's hands were dirty from working in the garage, so she broke out the fb soap in case they decided to get busy before dinner.
2) Melissa noticed that her lover's hands were dirty from working in the garage, so she broke out the fb soap in case they decided to get busy before dinner.
by Muscelly Mens September 13, 2011
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Get the fb fb mug.A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.
by tr353r February 5, 2010
Get the FB Hobo mug.(verb) The act of taking a considerable amount of time in responding to each and every one of your friends birthday greetings on facebook. If you do not start on it early enough on, you face having to spend enormous periods of time in trying to sound appreciative to the masses of people who felt it right to write on your wall for such an annual celebration. It is more regarded as a personal means of thanking the countless persons who wished you a happy birthday; many people dont feel it necessary to take the time to do so and make a thankful status of their approval.
Mom: "So honey, how was your birthday yesterday?"
Son: "Rather uneventful, I spent most of the day writing on other peoples walls thanking them for their birthday wishes. I pretty much played the longest fb pick up game ever.
Son: "Rather uneventful, I spent most of the day writing on other peoples walls thanking them for their birthday wishes. I pretty much played the longest fb pick up game ever.
by crazykidcarlson91 October 24, 2011
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