Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023

egg faucet

egg faucet is a person who has accomplished more then totalledword203 ever will

tyler: egg faucet is better then totalled
me: yes he is

by eggfaucet February 24, 2024

faucet tits

when the breast milk from your tits are leaking after having a baby

damn babe my faucet tits are bad this week

by supersoph420 May 14, 2021

Montana Leaky Faucet

A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.

Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"

by 21spendexx August 20, 2021

Flesh Faucet

A vagina. Presumably a wet one

“Jessica’s playing with the ol’ flesh faucet”

by MCKEEtm May 23, 2025

Leaking faucet

When cum drips from the tip of your penis either on the floor, or down to your ballsack.

“We had the best sex ever, dude!” It was so good I had a “leaking faucet” afterwards.

by IO67 October 6, 2025

Faucet

Another name for a monstrous, large throbbing cock

He had a whole ass faucet on him HOLYYYY

by Sienna millsy May 25, 2022