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Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
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Faucet Juice

Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.
Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?
by Bored796 June 30, 2022
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Faucet Cheese

"Faucet cheese" is a term used to describe cheese dispensers designed to dispense liquid cheese. These dispensers typically feature a faucet-like mechanism that allows users to easily pour or drizzle liquid cheese onto their desired food items. This term is commonly employed in casual conversations or within the context of snack bars, concession stands, or venues where such dispensers are used to enhance the flavor of various dishes like nachos, hot dogs, or pretzels. The term playfully combines the concept of a faucet, a device for controlling the flow of liquid, with the cheesy nature of the substance being dispensed.
At the snack bar, Tim exclaimed, "I feel like a cheese artist with this faucet cheese! Move over, Picasso, I'm about to create a masterpiece on these nachos!"
by Irocz187 January 12, 2024
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turning off the faucets

abruptly ending financial contributions; to financially ostracize; the stopping of monetary flow. Often used as a serious warning in a quid pro quo situation.

phrase; idiom

The first recorded usage of the viral phrase 'turning off the faucets' was in 2024 by Nevin Shapiro during a Momentum Podcast episode. “I said Coach, if that kid don’t see the field I’m turning off the faucets”, for the purpose of clearly and definitively communicating to Larry Coker, that all funding to the Miami Hurricane football program will immediately come to a halt if he didn’t start then freshman Devin “Hurricane” Hester for subsequent games of the 2003 season. It’s an effective way for one to convey the gravity and seriousness of a situation involving money in a not so subtle yet sophisticated manner.
"If you don't meet the deadline, I'm turning off the faucets on this project."
“If you don’t have a 3.5 GPA by the end of the semester I’m turning off the faucets!”
“Bro she broke up with you as soon as you turned the faucets off, she's a gold digger!”
by NCAA_D1 June 13, 2024
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Body faucet

A: I just left Home Depot and bought a new faucet.

B: I want to see your faucet!

A: I’ll show you my body faucet.
by TheOneOfLight May 19, 2019
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Leaky Faucet

jimmy: my pp is leaking
bill: leaky faucet!
by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021
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Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.
I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.
by jkwazo April 26, 2019
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