Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!
by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021
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When I was in the seventh grade, my father and my grandma taught me and my friends Wushu farting, a potentially dangerous art form reminiscent of the classic film, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,” something that’s been passed down through many generations in my family!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021
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Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.
by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023
Get the Cum-Fartini mug.1) Air coming out of your butthole sometimes accompanied with feces when you have the flu.
2) An excellent yet extremely funny way to get rid of a blind date or just a person you don't know or like in that matter.
3) A good reason to make fun of someone.
4) A good reason to be friends with someone.
5) The possibilities are endless!
2) An excellent yet extremely funny way to get rid of a blind date or just a person you don't know or like in that matter.
3) A good reason to make fun of someone.
4) A good reason to be friends with someone.
5) The possibilities are endless!
Gosh where to start?
Well first off farting is a great way to find things out about your friends. Try saying "hey i just farted" then watch to see if their nostrils flare up. you will automatically know if your friend is a fart-sniffer.
Second: farting can be used as jokes. For example "Question: why do farts smell?" "Answer: that's easy, farts smell because that way the def people can enjoy them too!!"
Well first off farting is a great way to find things out about your friends. Try saying "hey i just farted" then watch to see if their nostrils flare up. you will automatically know if your friend is a fart-sniffer.
Second: farting can be used as jokes. For example "Question: why do farts smell?" "Answer: that's easy, farts smell because that way the def people can enjoy them too!!"
by Krusty Fordola July 28, 2003
Get the farting mug.This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.
Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!
Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !
Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !
Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !
Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Get the shadow farting mug.The act of acting brand new to a situation or acting as to be not a part of something taking place. Usually used when you act surprised about something you are involved in and try to claim innocent of the situation. Many Texans use this term in order to call out friends that are acting as if they are not involved in the situations at hand.
Carl: "Hey did you try to holla at that chick the other day?"
Mike: "Naw bro, I don't even know what you are talking about."
Carl: "Man get outta here with that Big Fakin."
Lamar:" Man i know that girl heard me call her name, but she looked at me like she didn't know me. She need to get outta here with that Big Fakin"
Mike: "Naw bro, I don't even know what you are talking about."
Carl: "Man get outta here with that Big Fakin."
Lamar:" Man i know that girl heard me call her name, but she looked at me like she didn't know me. She need to get outta here with that Big Fakin"
by Brown Album December 8, 2009
Get the Big Fakin mug.A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.
Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"
by queque12345 February 8, 2022
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