The unmanly act of pee-ing down one's leg in order to not make noise while while taking a piss. Usually associated with "Bashful Bladder" syndrome. Why not just sit down? Even more unmanly, I suppose.
"I arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening Suzy."
by Whitt March 9, 2007
Get the farble mug.A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014
Get the Russian Fartlette mug.The process of playing "Rock, Scissors, Paper" in a best-of-three series. The term originated from the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
"Let's farkle for first dibs on the pizza"
by David Mulder February 16, 2005
Get the farkle mug.Otherwise known as, a fart and a chuckle. It can happen to the best of people. When a joke get's a little funny, a farkle slips out.
An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.
An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.
Person 1 then finishes saying a hilarious joke regarding cat ladies and sweater vests.
person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)
Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..
Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.
person 2: O_o
person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)
Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..
Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.
person 2: O_o
by J.K Idding March 21, 2010
Get the Farkle mug.Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly
by Sleezy G January 21, 2006
Get the Fartle mug.Farglemoof is the best new curseword, used in most rap songs and brazilian acoustic ballads.
If a Catholic uses this word in a fit of anger they go to hell because its very offensive.
If a Catholic uses this word in a fit of anger they go to hell because its very offensive.
by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008
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faclemptious
(adj.)
Highly disagreeable to the senses.
faclemptious
(adj.)
An extreme feeling of anxiety or excitement.
derivatives
fa·clemp·tious ly
adverb
fa·clemp ·tious ·ness
noun
faclemptious
(adj.)
Highly disagreeable to the senses.
faclemptious
(adj.)
An extreme feeling of anxiety or excitement.
derivatives
fa·clemp·tious ly
adverb
fa·clemp ·tious ·ness
noun
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