Fap

A fake nap.

Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"

Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."

by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010

FAP

Frequent Abuse of the Penis

I FAP every second Wednsday of Every other week.

by Bulldozer17 February 08, 2010

fAp

when one goes out and... well, beats their meat..

FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by XxX_EatThatPussy69_XxX October 13, 2017

Fap

a mixture of mango and carrot juice

need a fap for the weekend

by pappiv April 22, 2017

Fap

Someone who be beating his meat

“Can I fap in the closet?”

by BruceDropEmOff August 19, 2021

A FAP

It stands for "As Fast As Possible" so when you need to hurry, say A Fap out loud.

I need to do this A fap!

by Mr. Ryus January 23, 2019

Fap

Its when someone holds his dick and starts moving it up and down so it makes a sound like fap fap.

Yesterday I saw my brother fapping in his room.

by alisykes May 23, 2015