Excellent dick but still pussy

Tyler

He has excellent dick but still pussy cause he cant use a cell phone .

by Your fathers nigga April 15, 2022

Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 09, 2022

Excellement

Say ex cell ement. When someone has succeeded or persevered.

The excellement of the class was amazing - they deserve a treat.

by Crazybunny10110 April 11, 2022

river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.

"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"

by jacksonbarr May 04, 2016

Vydehi School of Excellence

A place which no kid in Bangalore likes, because it is just another form of concentration camp!

Lalith: HI Kuvam macha!
Kuvam: Hi Lalith! So nice to meet you. I am from Vydehi School of Excellence!
Lalith: Its hurts!!
Sharma: I hope we never met!
Kuvam: Anju the serial killer is my class teacher!
Sharma: You should just unalive yourself right now, Kuvam!!!

by n.rzin February 21, 2024

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

Solo Exceller

A person who doesn't necessarily work badly with others, but excels most when working alone.

I work great with others, but unleash me on a project myself, and you'll see I'm a solo exceller.

by Nofrntz March 05, 2017