The Espinozian Theorem

A subject that doesn't have anything to do with anything taught by a teacher, but somehow makes perfect sense.

Spanish Teacher: And this particular word was added to the spanish dictionary because....... (five minutes later) and thats how pancakes were made.

Student One: What just happened?

Student Two: We just learned the Espinozian Theorem

by Frost Wolf Kai January 30, 2010

Matthew espinosa

Someone who is addicted to fortnite and loves to call jac annoying

1: hey do you like fortnite?
2:yea
1: so you’re a Matthew Espinosa

2:...

by Titanlmfao27 September 16, 2020

Reynaldo Espina Jr.

A small man with a big heart. A person I want to spend more time with.

Reynaldo Espina Jr. Is my favorite person.

by Buwisit na Patatas June 8, 2021

Kevin Espinoza

Someone who is attractive with a great smile and is good at sex.

Wow Kevin Espinoza is so hot

by Cock doctor November 23, 2021

la clase de espanol

what an 9th grader who just entered spanish in high school calls their spanish class

Person: “Im going to la clase de espanol next!”

by Zaptie November 1, 2020

Espin

Word used to make a seemingly hopeless person sound "cool"

Morrell is kind of a loser so his friends started calling him Espin so he at least sounded cool.

by R0YAL April 12, 2010

espn

Did for sports what MTV did to music. Turned it into a bunch of commercialized GARBAGE. ESPN is very good at creating the illusion that sports are somehow important or meaningful thereby creating a large viewership of brainless drones. Shows like "Sports Center" are done in a format of a news show which accomplishes this end. Then there are sports trivia game shows. All of this mind-rot meshed together creates the worst kind of consumerist sports freak. Sports are stupid anyway...even if it was just a purist sports channel without all the bullshit hype building fluff, would anyone watch it anyway? Stop watching bullshit ESPN game shows, get off your ass, and go PLAY a sport. Or better yet, pickup a book. Its kind of hard to go from watching ESPN to reading books but you can get there. Take it slowly...

Stupid fucks on urban dictionary try to delete my ESPN definition so i put it back up a few days after it dissapears.

by BurgLyke February 16, 2005