Eskimo Cousins

When two bro's are eskimo brothers with the same bro, then the first two bro's are cousins
Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins

"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"
by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013
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Eskimo rape

noun. The act of holding a person's face while forcibly and repeatedly rubbing your nose on their nose. see also Eskimo rapist.

verb. Eskimo raping, Eskimo raped adj. Eskimo rapey , Plur. Eskimo rapes
Jose did 12 years for Eskimo rape. 12 years, man!

The way she grabbed my face and rubbed her nose on my nose was a little Eskimo rapey.

"Hello, my name Susan, and I am a victim of Eskimo rape."

Each year, there are over 7 Eskimo rapes worldwide. More than half are prepetrated by someone the victim knows.
by Uncle Daybid May 26, 2013
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Eskimo Twins

When two men become Eskimo Brothers by having sex with the same chick at the same time.
Dude, I can't believe we DP'd that chick! You know what that makes us? Eskimo Twins!
by Mushroom Stamper April 9, 2015
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Eskimo Bob

Awesome cartoon series. Go to www.eskimobob.com
Eskimo Bob... he is cool.
by adonkeyisaass October 12, 2003
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Eskimo brothers

A term used to describe two men who have had sex with the same woman.
Hey man, I heard you had a one-night stand with that bitch Tracy. Me too! Eskimo brothers!
by Shark-eating Baby November 4, 2009
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Emo Eskimo

An Eskimo that clubs seals to release the inner teenage angst that builds up inside of them while they listen to my chemical whatever.

The modern Emo Eskimo blogs to myspace as a means of venting, but in the end it makes the situation worse because the gloves worn at the time of blogging in the Igloo of Self Hate, make typos Periodicly.
How has that Igloo not melted yet, it is halfway through august?!!

The black cold heart of the Emo Eskimo inside must be keeping it frozen.
by ArbitraryElf May 17, 2009
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Eskimo Fuck

When a girl gets on her knees, and a guy flicks the tip of her nose with his dick....
Hey tina!!! Whatta ya say we eskimo fuck???
by Tinas Monkey May 2, 2010
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