branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

emu

A sexual innuendo referring to the place right underneath your butt crack.

“Damn my emu is itchy”

by bagussy November 21, 2023

Emu peck

When you shape your hand into the look and an emu and then use it to widen the vagina before fisting

I emu pecked my girlfriend last night

by Emupeckkker November 25, 2023

Emu

the popular kid that used to harass all the old kids, but now they're in their scene/emo/goth/punk/edgelord phase, and yet they're still a 1000% bitch. So don't mess with them, they'll try or mess or put you down. Emus are very sadistic and cold-hearted, careless and sometimes greedy, so don't try to change them. They'll be plain old same, if you try make them realize they're mean, they already know who they are.

Emo Boy : Look at her, she used to be a meanass girl.
Emo Girl : I know right she's just like us, what an emu.

by MyDiscordIspassionate#2436 January 21, 2019

Emu

A nickname for Emmanuel.

Emu is so funny!

by emu's crush June 9, 2018

Emu

there are two types of emus in the world
emu the animal.
emu otori
emus are very smart and nostoglic, they came around in 1696 but emu otori came out on 30 september 2020 but her birthday is 9 september

person A : i love emus
Person B : what emu?
Person A :emu otori
Person B : slay

by tsukasa tenma. September 20, 2022

emu

discount ostriches

the emu won the war against the australians

by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021