when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
(At Job Interview for Big Company)
So what have you been doing for the past year and a half?
Oh, well I was employment ignorant due to circumstances beyond my control, but it hasn't diminished my ability to give a shit at work whatsoever!
So what have you been doing for the past year and a half?
Oh, well I was employment ignorant due to circumstances beyond my control, but it hasn't diminished my ability to give a shit at work whatsoever!
by cheesehead12332 May 22, 2011
The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 10, 2025
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When you take a in paid LOA from your crap job to self isolate and don’t know if they’ll firer you. You are in a state known as schrodinger's employment
by Cookie dough sparkles July 10, 2020
Some fucking dumbass absolute complete piece of shit person that generally lives in the corner of a bean field and probably in a small town of less than 1200 population and has only one purpose in life, and that is to entertain themselves and others of the same ideas and beliefs, and tell one another stories that they have also heard and learned of by also hear say, and repeat it over and over to many people and along the way altering the original story to the point its like when you was a kid and played chinese telephone in the class room, where you start a sentence and by the time it gets to the end of the room it's no longer the same sentence. Just snowballing and making up extra shit to make it more interesting then it should be and spreading it like around town like a batch of the herpes at homecoming and Mad Dog fucking Brown Town with his beer can size dick til he was hospitalized and how bout that bitch.
"Man, that bitch ain't shit but a motherfucking nother god damn fucking rumor mill employee, shit bitch."
by Gagezilla May 03, 2024
A person who dresses with a bright orange polo shirt and can be easily mistaken as an employee of the Croatian supermarket chain Studenac. The dress can be interpretated as NPC behaviour.
by Studenac Manager June 02, 2023