Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.
Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.
by Lifesapieceofpoop November 23, 2016
Get the Fart Eatermug. A man who would lick a womans "pussy" and lick till she climaxs. A very fun and sexual activity , very pleasurable. Done in a act of love.
by no1 March 12, 2004
Get the pussy eatermug. * One who literally eats mung, i.e. places the mung in their mouth and proceeds to both chew and swallow the mung.
* One who figurately eats mung. This may be someone who sucks at something so bad, that no insult is bad enough to describe their awfulness, thus you refer to them as a mung eater.
* It is possible for one to be both literally and figuratively a mung eater. In fact, being a literal mung eater makes one a figurative mung eater by proxy.
* One who figurately eats mung. This may be someone who sucks at something so bad, that no insult is bad enough to describe their awfulness, thus you refer to them as a mung eater.
* It is possible for one to be both literally and figuratively a mung eater. In fact, being a literal mung eater makes one a figurative mung eater by proxy.
I can't believe that athlete on that professional sports team choked so bad in that pressure situation -- what a mung eater that guy is.
by Otis W. July 29, 2008
Get the mung eatermug. by Gilgamesh1989 August 1, 2008
Get the Brick Eatermug. A boy/girl that makes you love him/her then pretends he/she loves you then he/she dumps you and has pleasure of the pain your feeling.
by El italiano 57 January 29, 2020
Get the Heart Eatermug. a male that thrusts his tongue into a female's vagina very rapidly, when she is on her period, and when she has not shaved in a long time.
by SexterDexter December 31, 2009
Get the scrinch eatermug. Someone who finds it necessary to eat chicken noodle soup, and possible lemon tea, when they are sick with anything more than slight cold. It is often considered very annoying by non-sick-eaters.
Paul went to the store to buy a few cans of condensed chicken noodle soup, because he felt a cold coming on. Paul, is a sick-eater.
by Jar0fair June 20, 2009
Get the Sick-eatermug.