East Penn

This is a school full of a diversity of people and that would be great and all, ya know if they got along. Most the girls are slutty whores and the guys are complete douches. Some kids even get caught fucking in the tech hall and under stairs. The school is prolly full of mold and will kill everyone in it one day. The teachers think there is no bullying going down even though it is everywhere. AND also memes that are accurate can get people detention. If you survive you will watch many people do drugs, have pregnancy scares (even 7th graders, middle schoolers OD, False rape accusations, people who go behind your back and plenty more. The people here will never really get anywhere in life, and no teachers are coming to this district. The kids aren't even on the right grade level in skill. SO to shorten it this is a fucked up school filled to the brim of nobodies.

"You going to hell?"
"nah man. already there"

"really?"
"dude, im in east penn"

by NobodyWolfartist August 20, 2019

Oswego East

The school-like prison in Oswego, Il servicing SD308. Also known as OE or OEHS.

"Hey, do you go to Oswego East?"

"Yeah, I'm stuck there for two more years."

by Ozitec March 9, 2021

East Bumfuck

East Bumfuck. A small hole in the wall town, that no one knows how to get to. Amazon won't even deliver there.
IE: Hull Massachusetts, a small town on the east coast, an hour south of Boston. Ever been? ... Exactly.

Dave: Where are we?

Casey: East Bumfuck that's where.
Dave: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

by bostoncasey December 18, 2018

East is up

A term for Ohio fans, encouraging the listeners to think. The sun rises is the East. The time is now.

Also could refer to an amusement park (Cedar Point) East Cedar drive.

East is up on the low-low.

Dont give in, east is up.

by LunaBassist January 27, 2021

East Lancs

The escape route that scousers use after a successful tire stealing trip to Salford or Manchester

calm down calm down, eh eh eh? We'z on the east lancs now with theez tires!

by Caiman December 30, 2004

East Hell

Really really far away from everything

-Dude! you're a half hour late!
-Yeah well I had to park all the way over in East Hell

by staxx March 21, 2007

East Greenville

A small suburban town located in eastern Pennsylvania. Locals describe an invisible energy field surrounding the premises of the town, which is known to subject the state of mind of those entering to mind numbing levels of stupidity. The crowd in East Greenville is shady; it is mostly comprised of wannabe gangsters, sadists, an alarming number of pedophiles, meth heads, and immature kids from Upper Perk. There isn't much to do in East Greenville; there is a super Walmart, a few Chinese restaurants, and a BBQ restaurant. Overall, it is a rubbish town.

You live in East Greenville? Sucks to be you.

by Zenith Quasar November 4, 2014