by YOU'RE SUS July 20, 2025

At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.
by dad brown December 4, 2018

Cumberland Elementary school is a school in desplains. Most of the teachers are nice. The students think they are all that. School for dumb kids
by Rudhfbf January 3, 2023

Herkimer elementary is a school full of germs little kids who can’t stop getting people sick. The teachers are assholes and the staff can’t do anything. Bullying? Oh no can’t do anything about it. Funny didn’t finish his lunch? EXPELLED. The staff sucks and you get sick every day
by Katie c*cksucker July 1, 2020

THE LITERAL BEST SCHOOL EVER!!! TEACHERS ARE SOOOO KIND AND THEY CARE ABOUT ALL OF THE STUDENTS. SOME OF THE STUDENTS DON'T BEHAVE BUT THEN THEY DO BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!!!!! AND LEARNING IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 (In Leschi Elementary School): I go to Leschi, I'm happy!
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*
by Mr. Piffle the Penguin April 8, 2022

by Ronald Barbercheck February 1, 2023

Quest elementary school is a school in Melbourne Florida filled with a shit ton of rich white kids and the small group of black kids act like their from the hood by 5th grade despite being just as rich. This school has strict ass principal and vice principals that tgreaten to expel you if your blink the wrong way. Most of the teachers are pretty boring but give out candy and think they're teacher of the year, if their are any teachers kids they are worshipped like gods and can do anything they want.
by Thisolplace September 21, 2021
