A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
by muffiosa March 19, 2009

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.
The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.
A poop prank.
The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.
A poop prank.
The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.
by The Spice master June 7, 2013

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.
by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

by Da aids December 24, 2014
