dry muffin

A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.

To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
by muffiosa March 19, 2009
mugGet the dry muffinmug.

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.
Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Dry and Crusty

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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Dry Spice

The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.

The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.

A poop prank.
The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.
by The Spice master June 7, 2013
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dry-farming

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.
After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.
by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020
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Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
mugGet the Dry-Handedmug.

dry blastoff

The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.
I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"
by Da aids December 24, 2014
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