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Cock Drunk

A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced

The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it
by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023
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do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are
1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.
by fatguylittlecoat October 24, 2009
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Rob Ford Drunk

adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.
1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
by NixonAddict November 13, 2013
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The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021
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spinny drunk

When someone gets twisted from having too many cold ones and get super "spinny."

This state of drunkenness occurs most frequently with sorority girls and beer sluts.
Kaitlyn: I wanna get faded.

Harper: like, totally.

Kaitlyn: glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. (Does five jaeger bombs in a row). Wow. I'm spinny drunk.

Harper: lets go to Cody's house.

Kaitlyn: (falls to the floor).
by jrubadubee May 1, 2010
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Cum drunk

The word that describes post orgasm clarity/ delusion. After sex you tend to say and do things you wouldn’t under normal conditions. The confession of love or a sudden burst of energy are common.
I can’t believe that Sam admitted she loved me”
“ she doesn’t love you homie. You don’t have a car or a job, girl was cum drunk”
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Drunk

There are several stages of drunkness.

1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.

2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.

3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.

4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.

5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.

6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!

7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.
Liz and Kari on the Fourth of July, sneaking rum inside their diet cokes while the kids were in the pool, were drunk.
by KizNousa July 10, 2010
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