glazed doughnut

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Waste of doughnut space

Someone who is a "waste of space" and a "doughnut".

Pat: "I forgot that book you wanted"
Howard: "You're a waste of doughnut space"

by BusWaver June 26, 2008

doughnut bert

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.

boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"

by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

cookie dough

What a femboi fox's ass tastes like

Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?

by a can of arizona iced tea September 26, 2018

doughy pantload

Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.

Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.

by odds_fish October 16, 2008

Porn drought

A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.

A tough time for all men.

A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"

B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"

by mattsim May 20, 2009

drughale

v. To inhale drugs. Originally used by medical personnel when describing inhalation of therapeutic medicines into the lungs it is now largely used by street drug users to describe consumption of illicit drugs, in large amounts, by any route.

Dude! What up? Did you drughale my whole stash? You are going to get such a stare when your mother gets home.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011