Definitions by mattsim

Porn drought 

A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.

A tough time for all men.

A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"

B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"

Porn drought by mattsim May 20, 2009

Masturbreak 

To take a break from working to have a wank

Person A: Man this work is boring, ill spice it up with a masturbreak

Masturbreak by Mattsim January 16, 2008