douchebucket

A bucket of douche water.

"That dude is a serious fucking douchebucket!"

by AshlyL July 12, 2015

douchecumpoop

A douchecumpoop is a total moron who is a very huge douche and doesn’t even know it

That Eric is clueless, what a douchecumpoop!

by Ringer_of_O's May 7, 2018

Douchecunt

An annoying and dependent person

Hey Jerry stop being a fucking douchecunt

by Deadpool1215 December 3, 2018

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

doucheburger

a single burger patty, saturated in grease and left over from dinner 3 nights ago that is microwaved and put on cold buns with cheese, ketchup, mayo and mustard

Uncle dave left a doucheburger from the bad thanksgiving he ruined

by Votes December 10, 2022

Douchebumps

Douchebumps: when you are near or have an interaction with a douchey person. You get douchebumps.

Whenever my boss starts talking in a meeting I get douchebumps.

by Shanon Jo April 28, 2023

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

by jingy jackson September 23, 2023