douchebaggery

DOOSH'-bag''-er-ee'''

noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity.

The in the closet homosexual was irritated by the douchebaggery of his guido friends around him, having to listen to and watch the guidos obsess over every attractive woman they see.

OR

The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time.

by crazyted September 4, 2008

douchebaggery

the act of being a douchebag when being a head cashier named jim.

jim reigned supreme in his douchebaggery today while screwing up everything he was assigned to do.

by scotty savell March 6, 2009

Douchebaggery

an act of consistant or continous behavior that is otherwise annoying or unhelpfull in any way.

God damit im sick of steve and his constant douchebaggery, he better knock it out or i'll leave him on the side of the road.

by Alex Townsend December 17, 2008

douchebaggerous

Something a douchebag would do.

It was very douchebaggerous when he wrote his phone number on an ATM receipt for that girl.

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by great_write_whale December 16, 2009

Douchebaggery

Noun/Verb: actions (or engaging in actions or thoughts) often promulgated by GDI’s (God-Damn Independents) and other unfratty persons; actions which fratdaddies and sorostitutes never engage in.

Just as North Face is a staple of the fratty community, hooded sweatshirts are a staple of international douchebaggery.

by PFaceBarnes_MA April 20, 2008

douchebagger

Someone who creates a forced meme

"That troll on Fark is a real douchebagger."

by Vygramul May 6, 2010

douchebaggery

Highly illegal and often dangerous activity carried by affluent youth hailing from the suburbs. Many of the activities have a decidedly racist undertone and are often accompanied by the music of racist country singer johnny rebel. When hallucinogen use is involved (and it often is) the perpetrators totally flip out and the douchebaggery crosses into the realm of tom shroomery.

When questioned about a night of violence, vandelism and lsd use the worn out young lad could but only smile and say "douchebaggery..."

by the goof September 8, 2008