Dorito Raped

The orange look you get from excessive tanning. Like the Jersey Shore cast.

"It's suppose to be Sun Kissed, not Dorito Raped".

"That bitch had a Dorito Raped Face"

by Weezy Johnston June 30, 2012

Dusty dorito

A mediocre insult that kind of works but not really.

Keep away from me you dusty dorito

by AVEREA AND FILIPE May 9, 2019

Dorito Jizz

The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.

Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.

by You know damn well who this is March 31, 2012

Dorito effect

The shaking, jerking illusion created by chewing on a crunchy food like corn or tortilla chips while watching an analog (NTSC) television.

That scene with the ferrets and the bounce house was really funny, but I had to back it up and watch it again because I wasn't sure if it was the clip or the Dorito effect.

by Alfetta159 November 7, 2010

soggy dorito

A wet vagina from the result of sexual intercourse between two women by rubbing vaginas together,scissoring, or when the male pulls out and ejaculates on the vagina. Dorito being a reference to a triangle or diamond, which in turn are frequently used as metaphors for a woman's vagina.

Ellen got a Soggy Dorito bumping uglies with Anne.

by trinalise July 7, 2011

Bag of Doritos

- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball

House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.

by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009

Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022