Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.

Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.

by hso_00 October 4, 2018

Dorito'd

deceived or outwitted by a higher intelligence...

After being told all members of the team would eat the hottest chip in the world, Jeff knew he had been dorito'd.

by bump_88 September 2, 2020

dorito anatomy

The state and study of biological attributes in a dorito.

"Daddy, where do doritos come from?"
"Well son, that's dorito anatomy. When a mommy dorito and a daddy dorito love each other very much..."

by Edward Rays March 9, 2021

dorito balls

when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition

"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"

by ProxyNevada June 27, 2021

Dorito boy

A boy with doritos in his mouth normally named Bryce

"oh hey there dorito boy" while stuffing his face with doritos and cleaning shelves.

by BrittLoves_Ya July 27, 2021

Dorito Sauce

The smell of rancid, musty, stank ass nacho cheese Doritos.

*sniff* DANG BRO *sniff* YOU STANK LIKE DORITO SAUCE

by Mr. Blanton November 23, 2021

Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.

I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.

by T-erection January 17, 2022