doofus

Someone who's too dumb to know the difference between the word "doofus" and "dufass," then attempts to backpedal by lying about "dufass" being an actual word.

Honestone insists that "dufass" is a word, which is exactly why he's a doofus.

by Honestone August 9, 2015

dorkusmalorkus

A student/former student of Thomas Jefferson High for Science and Technology. Sexy!

Sally Henrehan is a huge dorkusmalorkus - that is how she gets all the boys.

by sallyisag February 21, 2009

Doofus

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is such a doofus that if he somehow wins the primary he'll screw up the general election.

by robinep April 28, 2019

Doofusism

The philosophy of the Doofus. The doofus generally believes in the power of dooflessness. Doofusses were either A.) Dropped on their heads as children and haven't been able to get that moronic grin off their faces since, or B.) Become actual Dukes of Doofusism and immediately discover that "you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism." (It involves an initiation ceremony of stretching, cutting, probing and other rather orifice exposing actions. No you don't want to be a Duke of Doofusism, indeed!) The Doofus believes in the magic of the doofus laugh. Although the classic doofus laugh is sincerely enjoyed by the doofus, it sounds like "high-fidelity peckerwood shit" to anyone with any cool at all.

Doofusism is different than most religions. For example, while Catholicism is the church of perpetual guilt. Doofuscism is the church of eternal chuckling at your own jokes (God knows, no one else will).

by the pro from dover July 29, 2010

dorkus

a term when used to describe someone indicates that the speaker is a choade; anyone you hear using this word should either be avoided or kicked in the sack immediately

That fuckin douchebag just called somebody a "dorkus".

by Rameses December 25, 2003

Count Dooku

A ridiculously small bearded penis.

Some refer to it as, "The Count", or just plainly "Dooku".

"Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"

"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."

"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"

by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009

Doofus

1. A person who makes statements that aren’t true, in a conscious effort to deceive somebody in matters of love and relationship. A liar.
2. A person who hides certain aspects about themselves in order to deliberately create a false impression, which is often done to gain sympathy or compassion, as an inroad to love and relationship.
3. A person who cheats on his loved ones and relationships.

1. He's such a doofus! Larry will tell you anything to get into a relationship with you, even though he's a married man.
2. A right doofus that Larry is! He doesn’t wear his wedding ring, and tries to make it sound like his married life is unbearable without you.
3. That Larry is a doofus; you don't want to get into a relationship with him. Doofus is as doofus does!

by CriticalThanking December 30, 2008