Blind-Dolphin

Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.

I got a blind-dolphin last night from that blonde scrubber.

by ~MH~ February 4, 2009

Human Dolphin

Name for a girl whos laugh is so obnoxious it sounds like a dsolphin. Usually used to describe the laugh of a valley girl.

"Zoe Hamilton-Smith needs to stop laughing like a Human Dolphin"
"i know! I wanna just slap her in the face!"
"At least she would shut up

by Palmer Ridge Locker Talk May 19, 2009

Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

by Morgrave December 7, 2010

tic tac dolphin teeth

someone with jacked up itsy bitsy teeth who's sporting waay too much gum. for the most part this person gets by fine, until they crack a smile..and then you just feel obligated to punch the rest of them out...just to help them.

everything was going ok, till the bitch smiled and had tic tac dolphin teeth...so i punched the bitch in the neck!

by contay July 20, 2008

Wet Dolphin

A douche put in a males rectum and released/ Squeezed/ opened right before he achieves orgasm.

Bob wondered if a Wet Dolphin would have a similiar effect as a prostate massage.

by Mr. S Burns June 19, 2011

Dolphin sex

When the man lays behind a woman with her legs closed and fucks her from behind. Then slides it out and slips it in her asshole unexpectedly causing her to make an Eeek eek noise commenly associated as a dolphins mating call, and wiggle on the bed much like a dolphin swimming in a futile attemp t to wiggle away.

Dude my bitch is sooooo pissed, I hit her with a bit of the dolphin sex last night ;)

by Rukas December 23, 2003

Dolphining

The noise in which a female makes when a man's penis slips into the wrong hole.

"Mark, I heard Sarah dolphining again last night. You guys have got to stop using KY."

by Teiger May 1, 2016