When a straight male wants to make gay jokes to his straight friends or make them feel uncomfortable by touching them and saying gay things to them to mess with them.
by Doinker13 January 11, 2018
Get the doink around mug.a unique form of intercourse that began in the 1980's, and has made a comeback today as the preferred method of intercourse for Scientologists. This activity must involve people of both sexes, and can involve more than two people. It consists of multiple doinkings of the female by one ore more males over an unlimitted amount of time. However, there is a limit of four doinkings per doink fest. After doinking the girl, the guy(s) must ejaculate on her face covering her with semen. The girl(s) may not however clean off the ejaculate until the entire doink fest is complete. Doink fest is a broad event and therefore can involve multiple positions and multiple fetishes. Due to this, make sure to select a clean and safe environment free of sharp edges and other hazards. Condoms are not permitted in doink fest, so doink at your own risk. Also, doink fest has proven to add years onto one's life...just ask Margaret Thatcher. Doink fest has re-emerged so prevalently that it has birthed a whole new position: the Double Doinker Sandwhich. This position will be defined separately
"Last night's doink fest was so intense that Peggy lost an eye after the first doink, and still proceeded to finish the doink fest" "Doink fest has become the preferred after school activity for high schoolers across America, especially for Mormons"
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A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello
"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.
by doinkman October 20, 2008
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Get the doink and broom mug.Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink
The doink and boink
“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”
“She came over just for that?”
“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”
“She came over just for that?”
“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”
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