The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
by xXBeanEaterXx April 11, 2022

take a giant block of swiss cheese, and a dude's dick and suspend them over a bathtub full of gravy, then do what feels natural.
Maquan: What did Le'a want with this past evening?
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
by bacon ftw December 10, 2010

Guy #1 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #1 "tehe!"
Guy #2 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #2 "I'm alright."
Guy #2 "What?..... Dear GOD!!"
Girl #1 "tehe!"
Guy #2 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #2 "I'm alright."
Guy #2 "What?..... Dear GOD!!"
by ellipsisO December 10, 2003

by meeseman14 February 04, 2010

When someone, often an emo poser, tries to "fit in" with a fad or style, but fail epicly or when someone tries to cut themselves with an iPod, when someone tries to make a lolcat pic and uses proper grammar, when someone runs the right way in the Special Olympics.
by Kickimanjaro April 14, 2008

by wassittoyou June 06, 2007
