muffin diver

a person who eats out the pussy.

Emily is a muffin diver when she is with Jennifer.

by ~Bodi~ June 11, 2006

diversity

an old old wooden ship

"I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship. I don't think the network was talking about an old wooden ship, Ron." -Anchorman

by 4t7j4k4 September 23, 2005

diversity

The variety of life forms on the planet.

Can also be used as a political term meaning forced race mixing.

The planet has a natural diversity of animal and plant life.

by zos12345 December 17, 2013

dumpster diver

Stacy and Nicole's FAVORITE pastime! We have found that the best dumpster's are any dollar store. They throw away TONS of GREAT things!
The best things that these 2 girls: Stacy and Nicole have found:

New, unopened DVD's
Jewlery
Money
Pet Food
Tic Tacs
Office supplies
Pills
Magazines and Books
Homless men that have become thier good friend's.

They got their love of junk picking and dumpster diving from Stacy's father, who is Nicole's Grandpa Paul!

Nicole says, " Mom!! It's Monday, we have to get to the dumpsters on Wolcott Street BECAUSE you know they empty the dumpsters tonight!"

Stacy says, " OK, OK... GRAB the plastic gloves and flashlights, Nicole..."

Nicole says," Do we have anymore hand sanitizer, Mom?"

Stacy says, " Yes, hon, let's get goin'"

We both grin and say, " WE ARE THE BEST DUMPSTER DIVER'S EVER!!"

by Stacy and Nicole September 9, 2008

pole diver

Someone who regularly sucks cock

Brian is a pole diver

by edomc11 December 15, 2011

Olympic diver

When you take a shit and the turd dives right down the hole of the toilet and you dont see it anymore

I was on the toilet heard a plop and when i got up nothing was there.... must have been an Olympic diver

by Awesome beard March 21, 2017

dumpster diver

A guy who likes trashy women.

Did you see that nasty chick Jonathan picked up? He's such a dumpster diver.

by geemogene December 31, 2010