Diotch

Combination of a person who qualifies as a Dick and bitch.

Ryan is a diotch, he stole my pen then complained about how it wrote.

by Better than Webster March 9, 2017

Divorgasm

The feeling one receives after a divorce is finalized.

When Cletus' divorce papers were signed, he had such a big relief that he had a divorgasm.

by Otto Moe Beale August 28, 2019

Divorce

Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.

That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'

Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.

50% of Married couples get a divorce.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020

Divorcecation

Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”

My divorce is officially final! I’m taking a divorcecation to the Bahamas!

by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022

Grey Divorce

When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage

Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .

Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage

by JimmyJonesJammer April 19, 2018

ghetto divorce

A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.

Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!

by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018

Sainte Dévote

Turn 1 of the Circuit de Monaco

No Heroics into Sainte Dévote please, we're in amongst the pack and just need to stay in one piece.

by crikeydick January 18, 2021