MSN Ditched

When your having a conversation with someone on MSN and out of no where for no particulare reason, they sign off.. and your like wtf?

I was talking to Lisa on msn last night about some pretty importnant shit and the bitch totally just like msn ditched me.

by Courtney0079 October 20, 2008

dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017

titty ditch

noun- the area between a womans breats

I would like to slide my cock up and down that bitch's titty ditch.

by Fran the Man December 5, 2006

donkey ditch

n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.

adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.

"That was such a donkey ditch move."

"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."

by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 27, 2011

ditch tiger

A Stray Cat in the Country that you see on a back road either in a ditch or crossing the road

We were on a Roadie and almost smoked a ditch tiger

by Travis Matthew February 2, 2007

double-ditch

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.

Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?

by Kakisho March 14, 2011

newmarket ditch

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"

age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro

by Geovan April 13, 2008