Updog Disease

A serious illness often causing death within the first month of infection. It is not a laughing matter and should be treated with absolute caution. Those that have it often experience symptoms such as build-ups of Ligma, constant Sugma release, finding a unique interest in tapes and CD's, and anal inflammation.
"Why is Aidan not in School?"
"I heard he has Updog disease."
"Oh my god, that is terrible and not a joke in any way"
by Dr. Underthere March 10, 2020
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celiac disease

An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.

If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.

If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.

Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
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Dickdo disease

Condition in which a man's stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
That guy weighs 400 pounds, he must have a serious case of dickdo.
by R February 07, 2005
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youngblood's disease

A term coined by Linkara, a comic book reviewer from Channel Awesome. It refers to certain type of bad facial feature in comic books, where Linkara first noticed it in Young Blood's #1.

The eyes on characters are either non-existent or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
This comic book sucks! Who the hell drew the faces for these characters? They've all got Youngblood's Disease!
by kyle.biddle January 16, 2011
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exacary disease

"Hey i heard you were diagnosed with exacary disease." "What is that?" "It's when your bum a look exacary like your face."
by ry-guyyy October 27, 2007
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Hunt's Disease

A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.
I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.
by thirdengine May 20, 2011
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leo disease

definition: leo disease (le-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannot spell correctly to save their life;

The stages of leo disease include:
Stage 1 “I am siting on the chair”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauor”
Stage 4 “yiam surtibng ont jskehe chor
Stage 5 Unreadable

The disease usually spreads from person to person, and there’s no known cure.
person 1: “i cjaknt du anthbing”
person 2: “u have the leo disease dawg oh shit”
by Anonymous3455665678 February 09, 2021
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