Ding

A remark to shout out when someone says something stupid or not at all funny

Jolene: "A man walks in to a bar ... ouch" (short silence whilst no-one laughs)

James: DING!!!

by kuala timz September 10, 2010

ring ding ding

What the Fox says

Person 1: "What does the Fox say?"
Fox: "Ring ding ding!"

by Noah Sperling October 2, 2013

ding ding doo

a phrase commonly said by me, and with no context.

you suck
"no u the ding ding doo"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019

Ding ding durn

The sound Indian developer's make when bobbling their heads and talking. Used pejoratively to refer to Indians in general.

That ding ding durn's code is complete shit. I wish management would stop indian outsourcing.

by slogson November 3, 2018

ding

A word used in a group of guys to identify a hot chick.
Variation "dong" used to describe an ugly friend of the ding.

It's a ding, 10 o'clock.
I don't see a ding...
She's hiding behind that overweight dong.
Oh, damn! DING!
Goddamn, woman!

by mrpeabody208 June 29, 2006

string ding ding

small penis, or small dick

You got a String ding ding

my String Ding Ding Cant Fit in your thing thing

by Denard Bryan March 14, 2008

ding

To encourage a mate to give you a ring or call on your house

'yes mate just ding me if there's anything happening tonight'
'just give me a ding if your bored, we can fuck shit up'

by Kev YESMATE October 30, 2008