Fritzl's Dilemma

1/ Would you fuck your mum to save your dad (for males)
2/ Would you fuck your dad to save your mum (for females)

i.e Do you know Fritzl's Dilemma?
'no'
How much do you love your mum?
'lots'
would you fuck your dad to save her?
??????????????????

by challengertank August 11, 2009

veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.

by talboo July 31, 2003

dick dilemma

A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

by Penile Confusion November 13, 2005

entymologist's dilemma

You learn one new fact (e.g. the scientific name of an insect...) and an old fact pops out of your head.

The "entymologist's dilemma" occurred to me when I tried to recall the term for the roll-around cart that you use to work under a car...(a "creeper" by the way). (don't ask me what the term was that dropped out of my head...!)

by chale March 29, 2004

Dilettard

A portmanteau of dilettante and retard. Those *lovely* men and women who flit from one job to the next, never really doing a single one well, but determined to find their "true calling in life." often while being supported by mom & dad or a rich husband. Always very determined in their interviews, this breed starts to lose enthusiasm as soon as a task can't be easily completed or is too boring or beneath them.

Jane, the new girl, keeps talking about her wedding instead of finishing that project. She's such a dilettard.

by lomassi December 11, 2008

Oral Dilemma

When a man (also but less often a woman) wants to receive oral sex from a sexual partner but knows they must go down on them to receive it, the oral dilemma is the situation and trade off created.

Hey man, how did u go with that chick last night did you get head?

Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.

by Thisiscon October 25, 2009

Dilemmaless

Being without dilemma; free from dilemma

Without any problems, her day was dilemmaless.

by Cocosnowcone October 31, 2011