dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007

vaginal dentata

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas.

You use this terminology to describe a female who appears to be aggressive and all round belligerent, basically a shrew.

" Kat is such a Bitch!!, what's up with her"

"yeah!! she suffers from Vaginal Dentata"

by 66seven December 14, 2009

Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.

Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!

by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009

dentinmud

A custom MUD codebase written by dentin in the mid 90s to impress his friends.

hay want 2 play dentinmud?

by goatkiller May 5, 2009

denton

denton is the coolest man alive. he has very big muscles and is very strong. he is a hit with the ladies. he is a nice person deep down but acts like a gangster.

that dude is such an awesome denton.

by cow cheese September 13, 2011

Dentist

A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....

Guy: OH DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!
Dentist: That'll be £500

by dean-a-thon September 14, 2005

harvey dent

To be two-faced or to be really shady.

A: Wow what a slut...
B: Wait, isn't that your friend?
A: Yeah...
B: Jeez you are harvey dent as fudge

by A-Squird January 20, 2009