jumped two levels and died

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.

A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.

by Entroper October 23, 2009

how Ponyboys dad died

how Ponyboys dad died.

At the beginning of the book we find the main roblox characters. "Minecraft Steve", "Ponyboy", "Sodapop", "Robert Quef", and "Ponyboy's dad". at the beginning of the book robert quef is caught drinking Soda he thinks nothing of it until he realizes that he just drank Sodapop. He pees it back out into the can just to find out it changed to cream soda. Ponyboy hits the can out of Robert Quef's hand and steps on the can. Sodapop wakes up and his body is all deformed. Ponyboys dad then goes to drink soda and chokes on the can. the end Ponyboys dad is dead now All because Robert Quef drank sodapop.

how Ponyboys dad died.

by Bye sisters May 27, 2019

And Timmy fucking died.

What you'll say at the end of a poem
What you'll say when Timmy's no longer alive,
I remembered this from Reddit
And Timmy fucking died.

Random person: So uh yeah I ate soap when I was a kid
u/poem_for_your_sprog: Little Timmy ate soap... and Timmy fucking died.

by prettysoon3443 December 12, 2021

cats died

often used in worksop to describe a person who is wearin trousers which are too short

haha luk his cats died

by worksop lad March 7, 2009

died

A term used when a person has laughed so hard that they "almost died".

Sarah: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? ?
Fran: How?
Sarah: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Fran: Died

by kawg999 March 4, 2009

My Goat Died

One of the most successful trolls in the MMORPG called 'Runescape'. My Goat Died began trolling the clan called "Catherby" with the help of his fellow troll and irl friend, Edible Zebra in August of 2010. He has added many targets to his trolling list but his main target is still Catherby. This guy is like a one man army, he has created over 250 accounts (with names like Beaver Guts, Pet Cannibal, Skin Factory and Limping Lime). He uses these accounts to clog the ignore/ban lists of his victims(each player can only have up to 100 players on their ban/ignore list) He is notorious throughout the community of the clan "Catherby" for his nonstop trolling and ban evasion. The reason for all this trolling, as Goat says is "to provide entertainment to the players of Catherby who have a sense of humor by trolling those without one."

Toward the end of 2010, he took a break from Catherby and joined "Clantast1c". He was well behaved in this clan until the owner banned him because of what he heard Goat had done to "Catherby". Goat retaliated by bringing his 250 account army to troll Clantast1c. Within a month, Clantast1c's owner closed the clan to all outsiders for fear of Goat wreaking any more havoc.

My Goat Died has since been trolling Catherby and Tezz.

Goat has trolled other clans, but not as persistently as Catherby, Clantast1c and Tezz.

Although My Goat Died trolls a lot, he is really a nice guy. He used to troll my clan, but we eventually became good friends.

Once your clan is targeted by My Goat Died, there isn't much you can do about it.

by Creepy Onion August 6, 2011

Diededed

When you die so hard you have to write more suffixes to even be able to grasp how hard you died.

The more "ed"s at the end, the harder did the person die.

Boy: Did grandpa die?
Father: No he FUCKING died.

Boy: So he dieded?
Father: No son, he diedededed.
Boy: Damn

by legrandpapi May 31, 2018