diddle drawer

The female equivalent to a spank bank. Where a women sees a hot guy, and later pleasures herself to the thought of him.

He's so hot... definitely going in the diddle drawer!

by Eastcoastislander June 6, 2016

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Ginger Diddles

The name of a person that excessively Diddles little children that have to have ginger hair and obnoxious Freckles ie. (Colin Diddled Zak)

Ginger Diddles Diddled some Gingers

by Thecizzmaster January 17, 2015

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diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid

My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart

by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018

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This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

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Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle

Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."

by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018

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Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

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