dickass

SamuelR yan Jones jfdklsfjksdl.

sryan is a astupid dickass that i hope dies enve though i would like to have hot sex with him all night kbye.

by nikkay. April 23, 2005

Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.

verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.

by honeydewtea March 28, 2010

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

Dickless Chickless

A mixed drink, made with Malibu and powdered pink lemonade mix. Taste like lemonade, with a slightly coconut after taste. Perfect for morning after hangover headaches, as the alcohol content is strong enough to get you buzzed, but the alcohol taste is practically non-existent.

As seen in the, "Nicholas and Nickolas: Up in Adventure" series.

Bruh, my hangover is killing me.
Well, make a Dickless Chickless.

by Someonetookmyothername June 6, 2016

dickless spencer

Another name for Richard Spencer the neo-nazi moron.

Well, Dickless Spencer got punched, AGAIN

by That Lego on the floor May 24, 2017

Dickasses

the volunteer editors who decided not to publish my definition of cockboingo. fuck them that was good.

Me: THIS IS TRANSPHOBIC BECAUSE IT INCONVENIENCES ME, A TRANS PERSON,,,
Gage: FUCKIN SAME HERE MY FAM BRO DUDE
Me: THOSE DICKASSES
Gage: HUGE DICKASSES

by big bengis September 17, 2017