dick

1. A slang word for a penis; another popular slang term for a penis is a cock.
2. An adjective to describe a guy who is a jerk or does mean and stupid things.

1. Man, he's got a big dick.

2. That guy is such a dick for calling me that!

by theAJbahmaster December 23, 2005

Dickness

The essence of dick

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.

by KemperHoeDoes April 18, 2011

dick

A man's private part used to pee/to have sex.

Sandy zipped his pants down as his long dick went out as he peed in the urinal.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

dick

1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole

1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!

by Hugebanana234 February 09, 2010

This Dick

An asshole who is trying to bring u down

Hey what's up , your mom on this dick,fuck you

by Suck it cracker November 29, 2016

dickful

a conversation about dicks

Arnie was talking about different size penises, it was a dickful conversation.

by Robinhood101 December 05, 2014

Dickely

origin-BEREA OHIO

super duper DICK. this is used only by the coolest people and no one dumb can use it. you must know how to power it.

"Quit being sucha dickely."

by RYANCASEY RYANCASEY January 04, 2008