kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"

"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

depressed

"are you ok?"
they ask

i respond
as quickly
as i can
so they will not
notice the earthquakes in my voice
or the tsunamis

in my eyes
or the drought
in my heart.

~ellen everett

friend: hey are you ok?
me: *i'm so depressed i could literally die right here right now.* I'm fine.

by en@gy November 20, 2018

Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"

Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.

by akselly March 12, 2021

Depressed Dog

A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.

Damn thats 1 depressed dog bitch


The Depressed dog smoked a joint

by Pimp_guy666 June 4, 2004

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

Lonely And Depressed

To be forgotten about or payed no attention too
To have the only person you love hate you

Dude, ever since that day I've been Lonely And Depressed.

by SadBean999 December 4, 2019

depressed dalton

When a person gets sad and listens to Panic! at the Disco while slitting his wrist in the bathtub for 3 hours. But looks at cute animals afterwards to cheer himself up.

Bruh, I just pulled a depressed dalton. :(

by I_drink_Bleach09 May 2, 2018