Derby

The only City which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.

A poor mans Nottingham which has an alarming affection for Sheep.

"Hey want to go into Derby tonight?"
"Id rather stick a fork in my eye"

by "Dave" February 6, 2007

derby

A football match between teams from the same city or region.

i.e.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
Rangers v Celtic

by KING YID February 21, 2005

Derby County

While largely unknown to the world, Derby County are perhaps the most successful comedy/magic combination act of all time. Formed in 1883, the original cast of 10 sheep and a village idiot proved a huge hit with easily pleased, dimwitted locals.

Fuelled by their early success, by 1884 the group looked to take their act to a wider audience. For an unfathamoble and as yet unexplained reason, it was decided the best way to do this would be to masquerade as a football team.

This left County with a problem, as fielding a team with 42 legs went against League regulations. Attempts to get around this by removing the rear legs of each sheep proved a rash and unpopular solution, as not only could the sheep not play football, it also made intercourse far more difficult for the good citizens of Derby.

Axed from the group and traumatised by their experiences, yet unwilling to go quietly, the sheep went on to form the Derby County Supporters Club. Their influence can still be seen today in the delusional, stubborn and sexually maladjusted Derby fans.

Replaced with nine mental institution outpatients and a cauliflower, County became masters of irony. Famous gags include being the holders of the 'worst Premiership season ever' title while simultaneously performing their shows at a venue known as 'Pride Park' and their ability to charge inbred Derby residents exorbitant prices for one dire performance after another.

Did you go to the Derby County game on Saturday?

Fuck off

by L0CIR1 December 27, 2010

Demolition Derby

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

by Matt |2 May 9, 2006

derbis

An amusing synonym for debris. Also, a word to describe someone who is too smart to be a dumbass, and too dumb to be a smartass.

"Woah, man, did you hear what that dude just said?
"Yeah..what a piece of derbis."

by manduh-le-panduh April 13, 2006

delicious derby

n. One very delicious derby. Similar to "destruction derby", but all of the cars are replaced with food mobiles.

Guy 1: I just won free tickets to the Delicious Derby.

Guy 2: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh!

by SlugLove April 27, 2009

Tyler Derbyshire

Tyler wanks off to beastiality porn 24/7 and doesn’t stop until his mum chops off his dick. His cum is green and has bits in it like orange juice. Tyler is also an absolute cunt. Stay away from him because he’ll convince you to sleep over and rape you while you’re there (please note that if you do go to his house you might witness Tyler Derbyshire humping his dog).

person 1: who is that cunt?
person 2: oh that’s just Tyler Derbyshire
person 1: oh he one that fucked his dog?
person 2: yeah...

by ben ceaplen is a cunt November 17, 2018