wisconsin dells high school

a high school in central wisconsin that is full of stuck up kids whos parents own waterparks. but still have shitty parties evem though they are mostly rich. the dells rivals consist of Adams Friendship, which is a bunch of redneck inbred fucks who are 20 MINUTES due north of the dells.
hey clay! we are playin the adams friendship green devils tonight!

ohh god john! i better make sure i put duck tape over my butt hole, we should not let adams beat the wisconsin dells high school in our own gymnasium
by clayton aka ktmclay October 30, 2008
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dode u dell be bwada do

ey bap bacard bwy dode u go boob id ur bob
dode u dell be bwada do
by bap bacardi May 21, 2003
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1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS
Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.
by Navck Newsclomer January 29, 2005
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dell hoffmare

Damn that dell hoffmare cipher is fine.
by uwutm8te March 05, 2019
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Jack Dell

the most sexiest man alive. he is amazing in every way and is better than all of you
Jack Dell has a big penis.
by jack dell stan July 15, 2023
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pulling a dell

to make something unnecessarily proprietary
Man Asus is pulling a dell with this PC, I'll never be able to upgrade the motherboard without replacing the rest.
by Snaeker58 August 24, 2022
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Dell XPS

A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.
Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.
by AFN7 December 01, 2017
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