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FRONTAL SLIT DEFINITION

The Frontal Slit Defintion also known as "FSD" is the Gap between a females pussy lips common to that of a Camel Toe.
The Frontal Slit Definition on Stephanie was huge, it reminded me of a Camel toe or the gap between the slats in a picket fence. I was about to eat this bitches pussy & Her FSD was so large I heard an echo.!
by Anthony Minetti May 19, 2007
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Like This Definition Please

Please like this. I'm desperate. Please. Please. PLEASE LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

please?
Person 1: Hey this definition is great! I'm going to like it!
Person 2: Me to! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SHOULD LIKE IT. NOW. Like this definition please.
by JustBeingMe.Dealwithit. March 31, 2019
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Masturbatory definition

A masturbatory definition is a self-definition written by someone with a low self esteem or a huge ego. These definitions almost always exaggerate the attractiveness and/or sexual prowess of the subject. They are so named not because they involve a person actually jacking off to their definition (although they often do), but rather because, like masturbation itself, they serve no purpose other than satisfying the one person involved. Urban Dictionary is rife with these definitions, despite the "don't name your friends" policy, presumably because people who write masturbatory definitions have no friends.
Jack showed his peers the masturbatory definition he wrote for himself last night in hopes that they would find him a little more bearable.
by Psycho Robot April 25, 2010
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textual dysfunction

The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse
Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.

Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.
by Morgan's Daughter April 21, 2008
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Correctile Disfunction

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.
Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.
by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019
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Political definition

An Urban Dictionary definition about politics.
Usually biased, it tends to have a neat-ish balance of likes and dislikes.
*a political definition*

likes: 9542 dislikes:9542

"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
by muggingfrenchturtle December 14, 2020
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Resurrectile disfunction

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.
friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.
by Blifnab March 15, 2021
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