A surplus member of a ship's crew, soley for asthetic value, a hold over from days of sail powered vessels, when skill was required for navigation and control of the vessel. Now a days they simply stand around on the bridge or deck, working on their tans, or reading romance novels. typically can be found day dreaming or asleep. Often enjoys dressing up in uniform, and asking vast amounts of questions of the engineering department. A deckie relies on the engineers to take care of the ship and its operations. Virtually helpless.
by Bisquickandturkey101 December 2, 2011
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see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
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by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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The act of shitting into the tank (or upper portion) of a toilet. Done as a prank, it results in at least four foul flushes (also known as a "3-F qualifier") afterwards.
"Man, I'm gonna fucking puke."
"Dude, how come?"
"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."
"Dude, that sucks."
"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"
"Dude, how come?"
"Man, someone dropped an upper decker in the toilet, and the water splashed my ass and sack."
"Dude, that sucks."
"Man, I think I got a piece of corn stuck to my sack!"
by papamikedelta October 24, 2009
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Girl 1: "wow check out all that ginger swag.
Boy 2: "I have developed a man crush"
Deakon "I bring all dem niggas to the yard"
Boy 2: "I have developed a man crush"
Deakon "I bring all dem niggas to the yard"
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Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
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The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
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