Daylight curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by a moron.

Trick that bird into thinking it’s nighttime with them daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Daylins

A FUCKING whore she always start shit and says it all tour fault she thinks that she rules over everybody

Daylins are whores

by Daylins February 6, 2019

Daylite

To say God Bless,Hello,Goodmorning,whats up,whats good,Hi

DayLite,so How did U sleep lastnight

by Ghostville Baller 1 July 9, 2007

Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006

Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.

"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."

by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010

dalim

Dalim is someone who will love you and be all over at the a start the get bored after he gets what he wants.He’s a very a good lier and can get away with anything most dalims are LIERS or cheaters overall dalims will make u fall in love with you at the start then leave you in the dumb and get u depressed if you find a dalim stay away and stay as only friends

Dalim-hey wanna get married

Me-yes
Dalim-I love you
Me-I love you too

Dalim-I don’t love u anymore

by Writesshvdjs October 22, 2020

daytime tv

a band of fartsacks that get naked on stage

when you fart and it sounds like music

by Daniel January 24, 2005