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DANS

I went to the ghetto liquor store and there were so many DANS hanging around the store.
by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011
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Dan

Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015
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Dan

Dan is a hot,cute,sexy motherfucker, he’s very sweet but probably has some secrets he is an amazing and smart guy every girl should have a dan
Girl: who’s that

Other girl: that’s dan

Girl: he’s hot
by Umidkyouchoseig February 16, 2019
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Dan

God, Dan loves to fuck dogs
by Lmasterroorje October 30, 2021
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Dan

Annoying guy who doesn’t stop calling or complaining about things in the world dans are so annoying today that people don’t like them
Why are dans annoying
by Gogaget November 10, 2018
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Dan

a funny guy who looks like shaggy from scooby doo. Hes pretty hot, chill and caring but can be a selfish ass-hole. He's a a massive hippie and a memelord.
Girl 1: Hey look it's Dan!
Girl 2: He's a pretty groovy guy huh?
Girl 3: Yeah he's really cute
by yomum42069 November 19, 2019
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Dan

The type of man to finger blast a girl in-front of several people on a couch
Dude 1: yo I pulled a Dan last night
Dude 2: Bro I know I saw it happen
by natedawg9919 November 16, 2018
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