by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011

Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015

Dan is a hot,cute,sexy motherfucker, he’s very sweet but probably has some secrets he is an amazing and smart guy every girl should have a dan
by Umidkyouchoseig February 16, 2019

Annoying guy who doesn’t stop calling or complaining about things in the world dans are so annoying today that people don’t like them
by Gogaget November 10, 2018

a funny guy who looks like shaggy from scooby doo. Hes pretty hot, chill and caring but can be a selfish ass-hole. He's a a massive hippie and a memelord.
by yomum42069 November 19, 2019

by natedawg9919 November 16, 2018
