by smartin09 May 19, 2008
Get the danforth mug.is short for Daniel. Dani is the most funny and wholesome friend you'll ever meet. He may be an adult but he is still very childish and clumsy. You just can't help laughing while talking to him. He has always a smile on his face and cheers you up when you feel upset. He loves his family and his dog. He is a minimalist, a home constructor and a photograph (- he can't stop taking photos of his beloved dog). He likes all kind of sports. Although he is a very kind person, he can get aggressive to people who treat his friends in a wrong way.
You are blessed if you can call a Dani your friend (especially in your daily life!!). Even if life circumstances make it harder to keep contact, Dani won't stop annoying his long time friends, means there will be always another time to annoy him back :-D
You are blessed if you can call a Dani your friend (especially in your daily life!!). Even if life circumstances make it harder to keep contact, Dani won't stop annoying his long time friends, means there will be always another time to annoy him back :-D
Dani, stay serious, please.
Dani, why are you laughing, what's so funny???
Dani, don't do that. No, don't...... NOOOOOOO, DANIIIII!!!!
YOU ARE SO ANNOYING DANI :-D
Dani, why are you laughing, what's so funny???
Dani, don't do that. No, don't...... NOOOOOOO, DANIIIII!!!!
YOU ARE SO ANNOYING DANI :-D
by MellARRRR April 30, 2021
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by Dangote September 7, 2019
Get the dangote mug.A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?
Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”
by Lug1a October 11, 2019
Get the Danica Patrick mug.The Southern Ontarian term originated from the future low-lives who hang out on Dando Ave. Their general hobbies include: bragging about how wasted they got on the weekend, bidding on cigarettes, starting fights with their own people, having unprotected sex leading to pregnancy, and discussing and smoking marijuana.
They have a very sparse vocabulary, however they think they're incredible intelligent even though they fail every class they have. They cannot speak without saying "fuck/ing" after every 2 words. No exaggeration.
Dando's tell people that they're a crip or in a gang, even though they probably will never have the balls to commit an actual criminal offence. They think everyone should be scared of them, even though they never stick by their threats.
They know that that no one else except their own kind will ever accept them, so even though they all hate each other, they're all friends anyway.
You can find them hanging out on Dando Ave (obviously), on the city bus, in local parks, in their friends basements, or sometimes in the mall.
Never befriend a dando, because there is a 99.99% chance that you yourself will become one of them. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT! If you ever come across a dando and wonder how they became that way, there are 2 possibilities: they were peer pressured to become one or just wanted a group to fit in with OR their parent(s) are a dando(s). There is NO cure for dandoitis.
They have a very sparse vocabulary, however they think they're incredible intelligent even though they fail every class they have. They cannot speak without saying "fuck/ing" after every 2 words. No exaggeration.
Dando's tell people that they're a crip or in a gang, even though they probably will never have the balls to commit an actual criminal offence. They think everyone should be scared of them, even though they never stick by their threats.
They know that that no one else except their own kind will ever accept them, so even though they all hate each other, they're all friends anyway.
You can find them hanging out on Dando Ave (obviously), on the city bus, in local parks, in their friends basements, or sometimes in the mall.
Never befriend a dando, because there is a 99.99% chance that you yourself will become one of them. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT! If you ever come across a dando and wonder how they became that way, there are 2 possibilities: they were peer pressured to become one or just wanted a group to fit in with OR their parent(s) are a dando(s). There is NO cure for dandoitis.
Dando 1: YO MAN ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING GO TO THE FUCKING PARTY AT BOB'S HOUSE TOMORROW SHIT MAN WE'RE GONNA GET FUCKING HIGH AT FUCK HIS MOM'S GOT SOME DANK ASS WEED BRO
Dando 2: OHH SHIT MAN FUCK YEAH ITS GONNA BE FUCKING BOMB ASS SHIT YO
Dando 2: OHH SHIT MAN FUCK YEAH ITS GONNA BE FUCKING BOMB ASS SHIT YO
by SnoopLion August 2, 2012
Get the dando mug.Dango are a cute bunch of sweet dumblings that come in an assortment of colors. They can be out the star fish any day cuz of their fucking cuteness. They have a large family and they love each other very much. They have a theme song called Dango Daikazoku which is the ending of the amazing show Clannad. When otakus (anime fans) hear the song they butts into tears cuz its the shit and it kinda sad ... but still the shit.
Person: what the fuck is that
me: the dango family
person: dango is food
me: dango are cute creature that could eat you ANY DAY (not really)
Person: .... okay?
me: the dango family
person: dango is food
me: dango are cute creature that could eat you ANY DAY (not really)
Person: .... okay?
by Sarah-Bear ♡ July 5, 2014
Get the Dango mug.A seriously, seriously hot girl!!!! She has gorgeous dark brown eyes, a beautiful smile and an absolutely perfect body!!! Dani is an amazing girl, who is a true friend that will always be there for you. She may sometimes have a temper, but it doesn't matter because she makes up for it by just being herself!!! To have Dani as your woman instantly makes you the luckiest man alive, and if you let go of her you instantly become the Biggest Mug!!
She's Also quite a handful in the bedroom!! ;) oh yes she is!
She's Also quite a handful in the bedroom!! ;) oh yes she is!
Dude1:"ahhhh mate look its Dani!"
Dude2:"ugh she used to be my girl, but i fucked up Man"
Dude1:"Dude your a fuckin Mug!!!"
Dude2:"I know Bro, i know....""
Dude2:"ugh she used to be my girl, but i fucked up Man"
Dude1:"Dude your a fuckin Mug!!!"
Dude2:"I know Bro, i know....""
by Donkey-Kong September 20, 2011
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