crycomer

A man who cries when he comes.

Man: *groan*
Woman: *groan*
Man: *sobbing*
Woman: WTF? You're such a crycomer!

by miranda f January 23, 2009

Crocodillio

a mature women that loves alligators and crocodiles

My Crocodillio gets all excited when she has the opertunity to see alligators and crocodiles in person.

by Cubbie/Cuervo24 March 27, 2013

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

CROCODILE QUEAF

A female crocodile fanny fart.

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.

by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016

CRYCONICAL

The amount of pain you feel when your crush doesn’t like you back

Damn my heart is in cryconical pain because he don’t like me back

by Justalonelygurl October 21, 2018

Crocodillic

When you feel so removed from this mortal plane, you might as well be a crocodile. You're crocodillic.

This crocodillic maths ia man....

by croccy February 3, 2019

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020