Cris

THE MOST RANDOM NIGGA YOULL EVER MEET. Cris is a absolute dumbass but a genius at the same time

Cris

by Truefax8262 November 20, 2023

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Cris

An alternate spelling of the word, “Crizz.”

If there’s anything I love more than an orgasm, it’s to cris.

by c12341231 August 29, 2024

Cris

A gremlin that hides in the dark

"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"

by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021

cri de coeur

a passionate appeal, complaint, or protest.

The prisoner’s cri de Coeur was felt by people all around the world

by Kyuani November 21, 2020

Cris

Cris is a kid that will always cheer you up when your sand and always make you smile and laugh one of the best friends that you could ever have. If he does fall in love with a girl his girls name would go well with Angelina or Jessica.

“Who’s your best friend?” “Cris” He’s really funny”

by Imdannyourman October 29, 2018