creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017

Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.

Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death

by Wheelburra May 6, 2021

Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.

TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TMC Ragan, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”

by Torsiondrummer November 12, 2023

Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.

TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”

by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023

creamingly

An adverb that can describe how good a certain thing is (comes from the word creaming)

"this book is creamingly good"

by Arveys November 29, 2024

Creepily

You are creepy but in a cute way

I have a small crush on Sag and I stare at her creepily.

by IrishCoffee March 3, 2025

Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.

"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."

by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025